- January 2013: this will be my year
- December 2013: maybe not.
crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.